tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65926185482972925972011-11-27T16:58:43.232-08:00Laughter Blasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01840960553664254384noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6592618548297292597.post-73202873193225209392011-07-21T00:35:00.001-07:002011-07-21T00:35:11.563-07:00During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: <br />MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy <br />When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6592618548297292597-7320287319322520939?l=blonde-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laughter Blasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01840960553664254384noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6592618548297292597.post-28060644995404304652011-07-21T00:34:00.001-07:002011-07-21T00:34:41.830-07:00What do you call an eternity?<br />Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop<br /><br /><br />Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?<br />Toes Go In First<br /><br /><br />Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So they turned around and went home.<br /><br /><br />What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?<br />You always hear about them but never see them.<br /><br /><br />What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?<br />Oh,look, Daddy....doughnut seeds!<br /><br /><br />Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?<br />Because it said concentrate.<br /><br /><br />Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?<br />They think their picture is being taken.<br /><br /><br />How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? <br />It has a stamp on it.<br /><br /><br />Why can't blondes dial 911?<br />They can't find the 11 on the phone.<br /><br /><br />What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?<br />Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!<br /><br /><br />How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?<br />There is white-out all over the monitor.<br /><br /><br />Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?<br />It takes too long to retrain them.<br /><br /><br />A blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the brunnette said,"Oh, look at the dead bird." The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where? Where?"<br /><br /><br />How do you drown a blonde?<br />Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.<br /><br /><br />Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?<br />You have to hollow out the head.<br /><br /><br />How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?<br />Shine a flashlight in her ear.<br /><br /><br />Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?<br />Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night.<br /><br /><br />What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?<br />They drowned during spring training.<br /><br /><br />What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?<br />"Duh! Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!"<br /><br /><br />How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?<br />Tell her a joke on Tuesday.<br /><br /><br />Why are blonde's boobs always square?<br />Because they forget to take the kleenex out of the box.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6592618548297292597-2806064499540430465?l=blonde-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laughter Blasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01840960553664254384noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6592618548297292597.post-1762432570035236262011-07-21T00:33:00.001-07:002011-07-21T00:33:20.595-07:00In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's very attractive and was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.<br /><br /><br />Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!<br /><br /><br />So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.<br /><br /><br />So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.<br /><br /><br />About this time a big burly man that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned to the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch me!! I don't even know who you are!" <br /><br /><br />At this, the big guy drawled, "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6592618548297292597-176243257003523626?l=blonde-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laughter Blasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01840960553664254384noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6592618548297292597.post-92225583888424387152011-07-21T00:32:00.001-07:002011-07-21T00:32:31.573-07:00There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where are you hurting?''<br />She said, ''Everywhere. See?"<br />She touched her arm and said, "OUCH!"<br />She touched her leg and, "OUCH!" <br />She touched her nose, "OUCH!" <br />"See?" she cried, " I am hurting all over!''<br />The doctor laughed and said, ''What you've got is a broken index finger!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6592618548297292597-9222558388842438715?l=blonde-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laughter Blasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01840960553664254384noreply@blogger.com0